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If I had a bear with laser eyes things would be a LOT different around here.
Cats don’t give you a choice. You answer okay or you say goodbye to your face.
Yes I can. Carbs and a spa day. And a trip around the world.
Don’t let what get me? I hope it’s not a spider DEAR FUCKING HELL PLEASE NOT A SPIDER.
Artwork by Nick Beery as seen on tiefighters
I say this in my head 50 times a day.